This is hands-down the most popular method for fixing a broken cigarette, and for good reason—it actually works pretty damn well and doesn't require any extra materials.

What You'll Need:

• Your broken cigarette (duh)
• Your fingers
• About 30 seconds of patience

Step-by-Step Instructions:

Step 1: Assess the Damage 🔍

Figure out where the break is. This method works best if your cigarette snapped somewhere in the middle or closer to the filter end.

Step 2: Empty the Filter End 🗑️

Take the piece with the filter and gently remove a small amount of the contents from the non-filter end. You're creating a little hollow space—think of it like making a socket.

Step 3: Make It Conical 📐

Pinch and twist the end of your other broken piece (the one without the filter) to make it slightly cone-shaped or tapered. This helps it fit into that hollow space you just created.

Step 4: Insert & Twist 🔄

Carefully insert the tapered end into the hollow filter piece. Give it a gentle twist as you push it in—like screwing in a light bulb, but way gentler. The twist helps it grip and stay put.

Step 5: Pack It Down ⬇️

If there's any loose stuff, tap the filter end gently on a hard surface to pack everything down. You want it nice and tight so it doesn't fall apart when you light it.

Why This Method Rocks:

• ✅ No extra materials needed
• ✅ Pretty much invisible repair
• ✅ Burns almost normally
• ✅ Takes less than a minute

When in doubt, there's always tape. It's not the most elegant solution, but it gets the job done fast. Perfect for when you're in a hurry or your cigarette has a tear instead of a clean break.

What You'll Need:

• Clear scotch tape or masking tape
• Your broken cigarette
• Scissors (optional, but helpful)

Step-by-Step Instructions:

Step 1: Line Up the Break 📏

Hold both pieces of your cigarette together as closely as possible. Try to get them aligned so it looks like it was never broken.

Step 2: Cut a Small Piece of Tape ✂️

You don't need much—just enough to wrap around the break. A strip about an inch long should do it. Smaller is usually better here.

Step 3: Wrap It Up 🎁

Carefully wrap the tape around the broken area. Make sure it's snug but not so tight that you're crushing the cigarette. You want to seal the tear, not create new problems.

Step 4: Smooth It Out 👋

Run your finger over the tape to make sure it's adhered properly and there aren't any air bubbles or loose edges.

When to Use This Method:

• When you have a tear or rip instead of a clean break
• When the filter-twist method isn't working
• When you need a super quick fix
• When your cigarette is broken near the middle

This one's straight out of your grandpa's playbook. It sounds kinda gross, but hear me out—it actually works surprisingly well, especially for minor tears or cracks.

What You'll Need:

• Your spit (free and readily available!)
• Your broken cigarette
• A tiny bit of patience while it dries

Step-by-Step Instructions:

Step 1: Moisten Your Finger 💦

Lick your finger—yeah, for real. You just need it slightly damp, not dripping wet.

Step 2: Apply to the Tear 🎨

Gently rub your moistened finger along the tear or broken area. The saliva acts like a weak glue for the paper.

Step 3: Press It Together 🤝

Hold the torn edges together for about 10-15 seconds. Apply gentle but firm pressure.

Step 4: Let It Dry ⏱️

Give it a minute or two to dry before you light up. The paper will bind back together as it dries—not perfectly, but enough to get you through.

Why This Method Works:

Saliva contains enzymes and proteins that act as a temporary adhesive when they dry. It's basically nature's glue stick. Plus, cigarette paper is thin enough that even a weak bond can hold it together long enough for you to get your fix.

Best For:

• Small tears or cracks
• When you literally have nothing else available
• Emergency situations
• When you're trying to be MacGyver

Got a napkin, tissue, or paper towel handy? You've got yourself a repair kit. This method is great for larger tears or when you need something more substantial than just saliva.

What You'll Need:

• Tissue paper, napkin, or paper towel
• Water or saliva (to moisten)
• Your broken cigarette

Step-by-Step Instructions:

Step 1: Tear Off a Small Piece 📄

You want a tiny strip of tissue—we're talking maybe half an inch by an inch. Don't go overboard. If you're using a paper towel, try to separate the layers and use just one thin ply.

Step 2: Dampen It 💧

Get your tissue strip slightly damp. Not soaking wet—just moist enough that it'll stick. You can use water, saliva, or even lick it directly (no judgment here).

Step 3: Apply Like a Bandage 🩹

Wrap the damp tissue around the broken area of your cigarette. Make sure it covers the tear completely.

Step 4: Press and Hold ⏰

Hold it in place for about 15-20 seconds, applying gentle pressure. The tissue should start to adhere as it dries.

Step 5: Wait for It to Dry ☀️

Give it a couple of minutes to fully dry before lighting up. The tissue will harden slightly and create a pretty solid seal.

Why This Works:

Tissue paper is thin enough that it won't drastically affect how your cigarette burns, but strong enough to hold a broken cigarette together. When it dries, it basically becomes an extension of the cigarette paper.

This one's pretty creative and works surprisingly well if you have gum in your pocket. The inner lining of many gum wrappers is basically thin paper that can work as a patch.

What You'll Need:

• A gum wrapper (preferably one with a paper inner lining)
• Your broken cigarette
• Something to moisten it with

Step-by-Step Instructions:

Step 1: Prep Your Wrapper 📦

Peel apart the foil from the paper lining of your gum wrapper. You want just the thin paper part. Brands like Wrigley's or Juicy Fruit usually have good paper linings.

Step 2: Cut to Size ✂️

Tear off a small strip that's just big enough to cover your break. You don't need much—maybe a quarter-inch wide and however long your tear is.

Step 3: Moisten the Paper 💦

Lick the paper strip or dampen it slightly with water. This activates the fibers and makes it sticky.

Step 4: Apply & Seal 🔒

Wrap the gum wrapper paper around the break and press it down firmly. Hold it for about 20 seconds.

Step 5: Let It Set ⏳

Wait a minute or two for it to dry completely before lighting up.

Why Gum Wrappers?

The paper in gum wrappers is specifically designed to be thin, flexible, and relatively food-safe (since it's in contact with gum). That makes it a decent substitute for regular cigarette paper in a pinch.

This method is a bit unconventional, but it works when you're desperate and have absolutely nothing else. Is it the best option? Probably not. But does it work? Yeah, kinda.

What You'll Need:

• A dollar bill (or any paper money)
• Your broken cigarette
• Water or saliva

Step-by-Step Instructions:

Step 1: Tear a Tiny Strip 💰

Tear off a small strip from the edge of a dollar bill. Just a tiny piece—you're not trying to destroy currency here, just get enough to patch your cigarette.

Step 2: Moisten It 💧

Dampen the strip with water or saliva. Dollar bills are made from a cotton-linen blend, so they absorb moisture well.

Step 3: Wrap It Around 🔄

Wrap the moistened strip around the break, pressing it down firmly. The cotton fibers will stick to the cigarette paper as they dry.

Step 4: Wait & See ⏰

Let it dry for a minute or two, then carefully test to see if it's holding.

Okay, so you've tried everything and nothing's working. Your cigarette is absolutely destroyed, and you've got no materials to fix it with. Time for the finger-hold strategy.

What You'll Need:

• Your broken cigarette
• Your fingers
• Commitment to awkwardly hold it the entire time

How It Works:

Basically, you're just holding the broken pieces together with your fingers as you go. Yeah, it's not ideal, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Here's how to make it less terrible:

The Thumb-and-Forefinger Pinch 🤏

Hold the cigarette between your thumb and forefinger, with your fingers positioned right over the break. Apply just enough pressure to keep the pieces together without crushing it further.

The Two-Handed Technique 🙌

Use one hand to hold the filter end and smoke normally, while your other hand holds the broken section together. It's awkward, but it works.

Rotate as You Go 🔄

As you go, rotate the cigarette slightly so the tear doesn't spread. This helps prevent the break from getting worse as it burns down.

When to Use This Method:

• When literally everything else has failed
• When you're out of all other options and materials
• When you're committed to not wasting this cigarette no matter what
• When you're alone and no one's around to judge you